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PostSubject: Random Stories   Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:26 am

Go ahead and post it. What random thing has happened to you recently?

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stories   Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:59 am

Alright, so coming back from work I walk through the side gate of my house into the back yard and find my roommate's family is having a bon fire get together. There's carne asada cooking, Mexican beers being passed around, loud rancheros music and Spanish spoken only. Since I just got off of work, I'm still dressed in camo and full gear with the clip-board that's got the inventory sheet on it in my hand. When I come around the corner, the party practically stops and everybody that doesn't know who I am looks right at me.
So what am I to do in this situation?
I call out "Ok, hay en ningun lugar para correr, ya estas rodeados. Verificamos quien tienen papeles. Quienquiera que no los tienen seran deportados."

Muhahahahahahaha.
After a couple of them nearly had heart attacks, it was worth a damn good laugh.

Trans: "Ok, there's no point in running, you're already surrounded. We're checking who has legal papers, whoever doesn't have them will be deported."

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stories   Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:13 pm

At least you didn't show up wearing a Texano (not sure how it's spelled) with one of your AK's, they would have thought you were a Narco enforcer or something. Then you wouldn't be Guru anymore, you would be Mafioso xD
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PostSubject: Re: Random Stories   Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:33 pm

thats fucked up but still the funniest thing ive heard all day hahahahahahah
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PostSubject: Re: Random Stories   Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:55 pm

Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stories   Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:52 pm

Lol. I was there.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Stories   Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:25 pm

Woulda been funnier if you drove up while blasting Hey Baby Que Paso by The Texas Tornados over your van stereo. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Random Stories   Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:03 pm

A battle at the forest. There I am pinned down in the bunker and the battery on my G3 dies. I've got an entire team of 3 closing in on me and nothing to defend with but my GBB full auto M9 sidearm. So I think, whatever, go for it. I toss the G3 to the side, jump out of cover and it's like I'm in a bad action movie. Popping guys left and right while running past, ducking under sprays of fire, I even got a dive roll in. Lol. When the dust clears, I've eliminated the entire team and I'm the last man standing. I was so exited to have pulled off such a reckless stunt that I actually go skipping and shouting "Yes!" into the middle of the field. Suddenly a BB rips out of the bushes and hits me in the head. In my excitement I had totally forgotten that it was a three team game, the other team was still out there, and I was still in the game. "Hit!" I call and walk off the field. lol!

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